I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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