I'm jealous of your bromance
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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