I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Little spoons don't ask big questions
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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