Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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