Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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