her vagine was all disorganized.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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