kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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