he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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