Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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