Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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