She announced her abortion via fbk
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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