hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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