I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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