i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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