At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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