My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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