I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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