Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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