She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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