He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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