absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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