Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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