her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
false alarm. still invincible.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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