just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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