So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Randomize
