Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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