after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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