Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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