Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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