so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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