Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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