Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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