and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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