But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I think I am morally bankrupt
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I supernannyed him into submission
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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