you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
