Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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