and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
