I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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