ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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