He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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