nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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