these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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