Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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