I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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