your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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