YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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