i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
