ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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