erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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