ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
