Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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